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100+ Funny Names for Stick Insects – Hilarious!

So, you’ve decided to get yourself a Stick Insect. Awesome choice of pet! Stick Insects are truly amazing creatures: they’re so gentle, calm and easy going. They’re not what you’d consider a traditional pet, but they’re plenty of fun all the same!

Stick Insects are pretty easy to care for, provided you get them a proper enclosure and supply them with all they need to thrive. There are many different species to choose from, each needing slightly different care — but you won’t have to walk or brush them, that’s for sure!

When bringing any new pet home, a top priority is choosing the perfect name for them. This can be a little more difficult with a Stick Insect, but don’t worry! I’ve prepared a list of 100 funny names that you’re sure to love for your new friend:

Bug Themed Names

Let’s start with the obvious: bug-related names. After all, you’re naming an insect, right? See if any of these choices is funny enough for your bug buddy:

  • Buggie Smalls
  • Bugsy
  • Buggo
  • Bug Malone
  • Crawline
  • Mr. Bugster/Mrs. Bugster

Tough Themed Names

If you really want to name your Stick Insect something funny, try a super tough, guard dog-type name. You’ll love saying it every time you see your new pal simply because it makes you laugh! Check these out for a side-splitting good time:

  • Athena
  • Beast
  • Bones
  • Bruiser
  • Brutus
  • Crusher
  • Dagger
  • Danger
  • Falcor
  • Goliath
  • Hercules
  • John Wick
  • Muscles
  • Omega
  • Scar
  • Slade
  • Striker
  • Syd
  • Tank
  • Titan
  • Xena
  • Zeus

Wood Themed Names

A Stick Insect name list wouldn’t be complete without some stick and wood themed names, would it? I didn’t think so either! Try these on for size when naming your new pet:

  • Branchy
  • Bamboo
  • Cane
  • Chopstick
  • Leafy
  • Splinter
  • Sticky
  • Styx
  • Twiggy
  • Twiglet
  • Woody

Food Themed Names

We can all think of at least a few food items that Stick Insects remind us of. These are the ones I came up with:

  • Baguette
  • Chives
  • Cinnamon
  • French Fry
  • Kebab
  • Kit Kat
  • Noodle
  • Nugget
  • Pickle
  • Ramen
  • Skewer
  • Slim Jim
  • Twizzler
  • Udon

Body Themed Names

Stick Insects are stick thin for the most part, bringing up a whole new set of name opportunities. Maybe this is the theme you’re going for? Try this list out and see if anything fits the bill:

  • Chubs
  • Pillar
  • Pins
  • Skinner
  • Slim
  • Slegs
  • Stickler
  • Stringy
  • Wanda
  • Weenie

Character Themed Names

We have to consider the funny comparisons to some popular character names while we’re here! I thought these would be some fitting options for your Stick Insect:

  • BFG
  • Flash
  • Gandalf
  • Groot/Baby Groot
  • Grovyle
  • Houdini
  • Hulk
  • Larantis
  • Loki
  • Sceptile
  • Screech
  • Siren Head
  • Sudowoodo
  • Treecko

Slow Themed Names

Stick Insects are notoriously slow, when they’re not sitting still for hours at a time. These speed-related names might do the trick:

  • Dodger
  • Sleepy
  • Sloth
  • Slowmo
  • Turbo

Other Hilarious Names

These names didn’t fit into any particular category, but they’re hilarious all the same. See which ones crack you up the most and make your choice from there! You shouldn’t have too hard a time with these great options:

  • Alien
  • Boots
  • Chewy
  • Chomper
  • Fluffy
  • Ghost
  • Hudson
  • Icky
  • Jitters
  • Legs
  • Phantom
  • Rex
  • Rick/Ricky
  • Shade
  • Shadow
  • Slim Shady
  • Slender Man
  • Spaghetti
  • Sir Sticks a Lot
  • Sylvester
  • Tiki
  • Tremor
  • Thunder Thighs
  • Vick/Vicky
  • Whisper
  • Wiggy
  • Wizard

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