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100+ Funny Human Names For Cats

Let’s be honest. Human names are funny on pets.

When I hear a cat being called “Allen” or “Mr.Tibbs”, I can’t help but let out a little chuckle.

True story, I was walking down the sidewalk once when I heard a man shout

“Willoughby…what are you doing?” behind me. I turned around to see the cutest looking black cat pop out from the bushes with a bird in its mouth. I couldn’t help but laugh. What a name! I did feel sorry for the bird though.

Even if you don’t plan on actually calling your cat a human name, I’m sure there are still some that you could call them as a nickname.

These are sure to make you giggle with laughter.

Male Human Names For Dogs

If your cat is a male. Consider these macho, funny, and silly human boy names.

  • Archibald
  • Ken
  • Caesar
  • Lucat
  • Willoughby
  • Agent Smith
  • Bob
  • Bubba
  • Bud
  • Biff Stroganoff
  • Bruce
  • Duke
  • Wes
  • Jason
  • Henry
  • Alan
  • Ollie
  • Lucas
  • Sergei
  • Barry
  • Jericho
  • Jack
  • Seymour
  • Griffin
  • Jesus
  • Moses
  • Bruce
  • Dean
  • Pierre
  • Willie
  • Carlos
  • Luiz
  • Pedro
  • Figo
  • Manuele
  • Diego
  • Mike
  • Mickey
  • Benji
  • Rasputin
  • François
  • Charles
  • Dennis
  • Matteo
  • Lorenzo
  • Luigi
  • Mario
  • Jim
  • Cruise
  • Andy
  • Bartholomew (Bart)
  • Merlin
  • Basil

Funny “Mr.” Names For Your Cat

  • Mr.Tibbs
  • Mr.Anderson
  • Mr.Whiskers
  • Mr.Claws
  • Mr.Puff face
  • Mr.Smith
  • Mr.Hairball
  • Mr.Cat
  • Mr.Smithers
  • Mr.Banks
  • Mr.Dingleberries
  • Mr.Budgie smuggler
  • Sir.Wagalot
  • Mr.Fox
  • Mr.Deeds

Female Human Names For Dogs

So you’re dogs a girl? Why not call her “Tabbytha” or “Jessicat”? Like the play on human names 😉

Alternatively, regular human names are hilarious for cats. Sometimes they can even remind you of a friend or loved one. Check out some great names for your girl cat.

  • Tabbytha
  • Jessicat
  • Daisy
  • Bobbie
  • Bliss
  • Sofia
  • Whoopie
  • Pawla
  • Peggy
  • Candy
  • Catalie Portman
  • Whinnie
  • Janet
  • Cookie
  • Ruby
  • Lottie
  • Penelope
  • Elizabeth
  • Anastasia
  • Beatrice
  • Sunny
  • Armani
  • Abbie
  • Lindy
  • Maria
  • Mary
  • Maya
  • Lulu
  • Lula
  • Mother Teresa
  • Britney Spears
  • Oceana
  • Poppy
  • Athena
  • Buffy
  • Godiva
  • Jinx
  • Minka
  • Tallulah
  • Posey

Funny “Mrs.” Cat Names

  • Mrs.Robinson
  • Mrs.Butterface
  • Mrs.Butterpaws
  • Mrs.Money Penny
  • Miss.Potts
  • Mrs.Doubtfire
  • Mrs.Fluff face
  • Mrs.Butthair
  • Mrs.Pringle
  • Mrs.Dalloway
  • Mrs.Marie Purrie
  • Mrs.Purrfect
  • Mrs. Feasely
  • Mrs.Pussy

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