Let’s be honest. Human names are funny on pets.
When I hear a cat being called “Allen” or “Mr.Tibbs”, I can’t help but let out a little chuckle.
True story, I was walking down the sidewalk once when I heard a man shout
“Willoughby…what are you doing?” behind me. I turned around to see the cutest looking black cat pop out from the bushes with a bird in its mouth. I couldn’t help but laugh. What a name! I did feel sorry for the bird though.
Even if you don’t plan on actually calling your cat a human name, I’m sure there are still some that you could call them as a nickname.
These are sure to make you giggle with laughter.
Male Human Names For Dogs
If your cat is a male. Consider these macho, funny, and silly human boy names.
- Agent Smith
- Biff Stroganoff
- Bartholomew (Bart)
Funny “Mr.” Names For Your Cat
- Mr.Puff face
- Mr.Budgie smuggler
Female Human Names For Dogs
So you’re dogs a girl? Why not call her “Tabbytha” or “Jessicat”? Like the play on human names 😉
Alternatively, regular human names are hilarious for cats. Sometimes they can even remind you of a friend or loved one. Check out some great names for your girl cat.
- Catalie Portman
- Mother Teresa
- Britney Spears
Funny “Mrs.” Cat Names
- Mrs.Money Penny
- Mrs.Fluff face
- Mrs.Marie Purrie
- Mrs. Feasely
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