Let’s be honest. Human names are funny on pets.
When I hear a cat being called “Allen” or “Mr.Tibbs”, I can’t help but let out a little chuckle.
True story, I was walking down the sidewalk once when I heard a man shout
“Willoughby…what are you doing?” behind me. I turned around to see the cutest looking black cat pop out from the bushes with a bird in its mouth. I couldn’t help but laugh. What a name! I did feel sorry for the bird though.
Even if you don’t plan on actually calling your cat a human name, I’m sure there are still some that you could call them as a nickname.
These are sure to make you giggle with laughter.
Male Human Names For Dogs
If your cat is a male. Consider these macho, funny, and silly human boy names.
- Archibald
- Ken
- Caesar
- Lucat
- Willoughby
- Agent Smith
- Bob
- Bubba
- Bud
- Biff Stroganoff
- Bruce
- Duke
- Wes
- Jason
- Henry
- Alan
- Ollie
- Lucas
- Sergei
- Barry
- Jericho
- Jack
- Seymour
- Griffin
- Jesus
- Moses
- Bruce
- Dean
- Pierre
- Willie
- Carlos
- Luiz
- Pedro
- Figo
- Manuele
- Diego
- Mike
- Mickey
- Benji
- Rasputin
- François
- Charles
- Dennis
- Matteo
- Lorenzo
- Luigi
- Mario
- Jim
- Cruise
- Andy
- Bartholomew (Bart)
- Merlin
- Basil
Funny “Mr.” Names For Your Cat
- Mr.Tibbs
- Mr.Anderson
- Mr.Whiskers
- Mr.Claws
- Mr.Puff face
- Mr.Smith
- Mr.Hairball
- Mr.Cat
- Mr.Smithers
- Mr.Banks
- Mr.Dingleberries
- Mr.Budgie smuggler
- Sir.Wagalot
- Mr.Fox
- Mr.Deeds
Female Human Names For Dogs
So you’re dogs a girl? Why not call her “Tabbytha” or “Jessicat”? Like the play on human names 😉
Alternatively, regular human names are hilarious for cats. Sometimes they can even remind you of a friend or loved one. Check out some great names for your girl cat.
- Tabbytha
- Jessicat
- Daisy
- Bobbie
- Bliss
- Sofia
- Whoopie
- Pawla
- Peggy
- Candy
- Catalie Portman
- Whinnie
- Janet
- Cookie
- Ruby
- Lottie
- Penelope
- Elizabeth
- Anastasia
- Beatrice
- Sunny
- Armani
- Abbie
- Lindy
- Maria
- Mary
- Maya
- Lulu
- Lula
- Mother Teresa
- Britney Spears
- Oceana
- Poppy
- Athena
- Buffy
- Godiva
- Jinx
- Minka
- Tallulah
- Posey
Funny “Mrs.” Cat Names
- Mrs.Robinson
- Mrs.Butterface
- Mrs.Butterpaws
- Mrs.Money Penny
- Miss.Potts
- Mrs.Doubtfire
- Mrs.Fluff face
- Mrs.Butthair
- Mrs.Pringle
- Mrs.Dalloway
- Mrs.Marie Purrie
- Mrs.Purrfect
- Mrs. Feasely
- Mrs.Pussy
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